I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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