can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
