I want you more than these girls want KFC
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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