Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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