He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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