Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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