Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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