dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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