As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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