New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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