So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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