my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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