Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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