But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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