I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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