I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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