do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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