seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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