She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
