Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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