What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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