I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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