You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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