I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
