smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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