just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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