is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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