did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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