My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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