Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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