Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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