he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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