just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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