Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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