no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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