and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.