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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I can only date guys with blackberrys

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  I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so are u like ashamed lol?

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  not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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  I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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• (949): View more from California

  The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (512): View more from Texas

  While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now

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• (714): View more from California

  He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.

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  That is my stoner wet dream!

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.

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