when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!