? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Someone signed my nipple.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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