he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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