Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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