All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i barfeds in our rink
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Randomize
