ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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