i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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