Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Can you bring me the toilet please
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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