she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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