You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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