Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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