Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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