i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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