if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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