just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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