If i come over, it means nothing
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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