Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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