theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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