I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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