the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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