dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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