I love black thongs
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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