I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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