i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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